Loading ...Britney Spears Avoids Drug Tests, Parental Responsibility
By PHATLAW Staff
PHATLAW has learned that everybody’s favorite Mr. Mom, Kevin Federline, is heading back to court tomorrow. TMZ reports he will argue Britney is violating the Commissioner’s order compelling her to submit to random drug tests. Apparently, Mr. PopoZao’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan will argue that Britney has failed to timely respond when she is called to submit to her required, random drug tests. Kaplan will further request Spears’ visitation rights be lessened as a consequence for her failure to follow the court’s order.
We are sure this will be heartbreaking news to Brit. Without her pesky kids around, she will be free to freebase Comet and eat Flaming Hot Cheetohs. Everything is coming up Britney!
PhatThought: PHATLAW is puzzled by Britney’s refusal to timely submit to her random drug tests. As Tech Support can attest to—those things are easy to beat….just stay indoors all day long playing online fantasy games and never, ever do drugs or have any other sort of real life fun.
PHATLAW will continue to post the latest developments in this case.
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