By PHATLAW Staff

The Clark County D.A. announced that it would not press charges against Robert James Ritchie aka “Kid Rock” in connection with a confrontation with Motely Crue drummer Tommy Lee.  Pam Anderson’s two ex-husbands allegedly mixed it up at the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas after the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9, 2007.  Tommy Lee, who allegedly instigated the altercation, requested that no charges be filed against Kid Rock. 

PHATLAW thinks that Tommy Lee has the right idea.  Law enforcement should not be involved in the dispute between the two rockers.  Instead, PHATLAW thinks the two should capatilize on their feud the ”American way” by televising a live fight on pay-per-view.

Kid Rock also faces a misdemeanor battery charge in connection with an October 21st altercation at a Waffle House restaurant in Hotlanta. 

PhatThought:  Anyone that sets foot in a Waffle House is at least guilty of bad taste! 

PHATLAW will continue to post the latest developments in this case.

By PHATLAW Staff

Pamela Anderson’s ex, Kid Rock (real name Bob Ritchie) was arrested this weekend following an alleged scuffle at an Atlanta Waffle House.  The scuffle took place around 5 a.m.

The rap-rocker and his entourage visited the Waffle House following a sold out show in Atlanta.  Apparently, a male customer at the restaurant recognized a female accompanying Rock’s crew and words were exchanged resulting in an alleged physical altercation.

Rock and several members of his entourage were taken into custody facing simple battery charges (a misdemeanor).  The male customer was arrested for allegedly smashing a window of the restaurant (a felony).

The male customer was reportedly treated at a nearby hospital for cuts and bruises.  And, PHATLAW speculates—a bruised ego.  Imagine this:  you are sitting in your favorite late night eatery after a night of binge-drinking and general awesomeness when in walks some trasher (Rock—he is from Detroit after all) and his buddies—and they are with your ex-girlfriend!  You make a casual remark to Kid Rock about her proclivity for certain sexual practices…and BAM!!  You are on the receiving end of a beat down while your skillet gets cold.

Then, to make matters worse….you are arrested for a felony because your assailants used your head to smash the restaurant’s window!  Burn.  Where not saying this is exactly how it happened, but what if!?

PhatThought:  How long until this Waffle House Kid sues Kid Rock???

PHATLAW will continue to post the latest developments in this case.

By Phatlaw.com Staff

 
Britney Spears lethargic fat ass wasn’t the only thing from the MTV VMAs people were talking about around the watercooler Monday morning…people were also commenting on the weak ass fight between Pam Anderson’s exes Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

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