Off His Rocker Priest Stalks Conan O’Brien

November 12th, 2007

By PHATLAW Staff

Conan O’Brien republished under a CC license by Tyger_lyllie

PHATLAW has learned that an unstable Catholic Priest named David Ajemian has been arrested for harassing and stalking Conan O’Brien. The Wacked Out Priest is charged with stalking in the 4th degree and aggravated harassment in the 2nd degree.

The Unhinged One apparently has sent the Late Night Funny Man disturbing letters since September 2006. In those letters, the Father has stated he is “a stalker of a very different order” and that he has been “tracking” O’Brien from the days they were in college at Harvard. The letters go on to state that the Father might shoot Conan at his Manhattan high-rise and kidnap him.

At the time of the Crazed Priest’s arrest, he said “I wanted to wake Conan up. I wanted to be famous.” Despite the evidence of an obvious unstable mind, the Judge has ruled that the Father is fit to stand trial. Father Wacko posted $2,500 bail and is due back in court on February 8, 2008.

PHATLAW is surprised that the Dastardly Priest was let out on such little bail. Since Ajemian is free to roam the streets of NYC, PHATLAW expects that O’Brien will seek a restraining order.

PhatThought: No amount of Hail Mary’s or Amen’s can absolve this Priest of his sins.

PHATLAW will continue to post the latest developments in this case.