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		<title>Quaid Twins Heparin Mishap was a “Preventable Error”</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



Dennis Quaid’s new born twins were given a 1,000 percent overdose of heparin last Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  This is obviously a horrible medical error, but it is an error that could have been prevented.  

PHATLAW has learned that the FDA and Baxter Healthcare Corporation, ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/22/quaid-twins-heparin-mishap-was-a-%e2%80%9cpreventable-error%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<title>Michael Vick Turns Himself In Early</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



The Former Atlanta Falcons’ Quarterback is scheduled for sentencing on December 10, 2007 on federal dogfighting conspiracy charges.  However, the Former Highest Paid Football Player surrendered to U.S. Marshals on Monday, undoubtedly because he was anticipating a jail term.  Vick’s involvement in the Bad Newz Kennels ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/20/michael-vick-turns-himself-in-early/</link>
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		<title>Barry Bonds is Indicted</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



PHATLAW has learned that Barry Bonds was indicted on Thursday for perjury and obstruction of justice.  The Baseball Home Run King could face a prison sentence for telling a federal grand jury that he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.

As PHATLAW readers undoubtedly recall, there has been ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/16/barry-bonds-is-indicted/</link>
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		<title>Kanye West’s Mom Dies After Cosmetic Surgery</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



PHATLAW has learned that Kanye West’s Mom, Donda West, died from complications related to cosmetic surgery.  Mama West went under the knife at the hands of Dr. Jan Adams.  Dr. Adams performed breast reduction surgery and a tummy tuck on the Rapper’s Mother.  Unfortunately, this ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/14/kanye-west%e2%80%99s-mom-dies-after-cosmetic-surgery/</link>
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		<title>Off His Rocker Priest Stalks Conan O’Brien</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



PHATLAW has learned that an unstable Catholic Priest named David Ajemian has been arrested for harassing and stalking Conan O’Brien.  The Wacked Out Priest is charged with stalking in the 4th degree and aggravated harassment in the 2nd degree. 

The Unhinged One apparently has sent the Late ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/12/off-his-rocker-priest-stalks-conan-o%e2%80%99brien/</link>
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		<title>Duane Chapman:  Still In the Doghouse&#8230;..(we are soooo clever)</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



By now, everyone in the free world has heard about Duane "Dog" Chapman's n-bomb dropping tirade.  Well, according to TMZ, the whole ordeal is not even close to over for the Dog.

Dog's son Tucker's girlfriend Monique Shinnery (the African American who was the subject of Dog's racist rant), ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/09/duane-chapman-still-in-the-doghousewe-are-soooo-clever/</link>
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		<title>O.J. To Face the Music . . . In Court</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



O.J. Simpson appeared in court on Thursday to face multiple felony charges.  The felony charges include kidnapping, armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and coercion. If these charges weren’t bad enough, The Juice is set to face a mounting list of accomplices who have copped ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/09/oj-to-face-the-music-in-court/</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears Avoids Drug Tests, Parental Responsibility</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



PHATLAW has learned that everybody’s favorite Mr. Mom, Kevin Federline, is heading back to court tomorrow.  TMZ reports he will argue Britney is violating the Commissioner’s order compelling her to submit to random drug tests.  Apparently, Mr. PopoZao’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan will argue that Britney has ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/08/britney-spears-avoids-drug-tests-parental-responsibility/</link>
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		<title>Al Cowlings and O.J. Simpson - Friends No More?</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



TMZ photogs recently caught Al Cowlings (aka the infamous white bronco driver of 1997) leaving a Hollywood eatery and asked the all too important questions: “So, you still friends with O.J.?”  Instead of admitting his friendship with The Juice, The Infamous One simply smirked and shied away ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/08/al-cowlings-and-oj-simpson-friends-no-more/</link>
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		<title>Doubts Loom over the Authenticity of the Anna Nicole Smith Tell-All Book</title>
		<description>By PHATLAW Staff



PHATLAW sources reveal that Howard K. Stern has won a victory in his fight against Rita Cosby.  PHATLAW readers will likely recall that the attorney turned lover of Anna Nicole Smith has filed a defamation suit against the former MSNBC anchor who wrote a tell-all book about ...</description>
		<link>http://phatlaw.com/2007/11/07/doubts-loom-over-the-authenticity-of-the-anna-nicole-smith-tell-all-book/</link>
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